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Eggs, explosives hidden as produce?

When cooking an egg in the micro wave, always put a hole in the top of the shell with a pin or sharp object.

I didn't know, that's why I am giving you this tip and not a proper one.

Because I will be spending the next couple of hours cleaning the inside of the microwave out, from the 3 eggs that exploded in the bloody thing.

Hope you enjoy your breakfast. (mines all over the inside of the microwave)


For throwing around at Rallys and protests. (Not that we recomend it as it's against the law)
Colouring in and taking it to a museum, explaining to them it's some rare prehistoric animal.
Placing in someones sleeping bag.
Egg and spoon races.
and lastly to eat, great for building your muscles. (Dont waste food)

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